Servings:
4-6 appetizer portions, 2-3 entree portions (what, nachos can't be an entree?)
Preparation Time:
0.5 hours
Ingredients

• 8 oz flank steak, pounded and notched
• olive oil
• 2 cloves garlic, minced
• cumin, chili powder, sea salt, fresh ground pepper, dried oregano
• 1 lime
• tortilla chips (white corn recommended)
• 1 12 oz can refried beans
• 1 bag shredded cheese (jack or asadero is recommended, but do what you will)
• 1 large jalapeno, sliced thinly
• 6-8 oz fresh guacamole (use noah's recipe, you silly, or you can use storebought if you're lazy and weak)
• sour cream and salsa if desired

Pound the flank steak until uniformly thin.
Cut small notches all over with a small sharp knife.
Rub steak generously with olive oil, minced garlic.
Dust with chili powder, cumin, sea salt, black pepper, oregano on both sides.
Note: heavy on chili powder and salt/pepper, the cumin and oregano can overpower if abused.
Rub spices gently into meat.
Sprinkle generously with lime juice and set aside.

On a large cookie sheet, make a continuous layer of tortilla chips spread thinly with refried beans. If you find the beans unwieldy, you can microwave them in a bowl so they are softer. But really, that's kind of ridiculous. They're just beans, what's wrong with you?

Once sheet is covered with well-beaned chips, sprinkle (wait for it) generously with the shredded cheese of your choice. If you prefer to use a grater and a block of cheese, I salute you, but the bagged stuff is handy and makes a nice lacy brown crunchy substance in any area between chips. Plus this really only needs like half a bag full, so you can make this twice.

Heat large skillet on high until pan is smoking slightly.
Am I kidding? Have you seen a skillet smoke?

Put cookie sheet in broiling oven. Watch em, though, because they'll burn fast. When the cheese starts to brown in a few places they're done.

Throw steak down on smoking pan. Sear for a minute or two on each side, depending on your taste for meat. Remove from pan and cut into bite-size pieces.

Dollop guacamole on tray of nachos as it cools, then top the guac dollops with the little pieces of steak.

Use spatula to serve onto plates, or just haul out the whole tray and tell everyone how hot it is. If you're smart, you'll have a non-stick cookie sheet that cools in like 5 minutes and it won't matter.

Serve with cold mexican beer with limes in it. Ya heard?
Notes
Seriously, you haven't had better nachos. I had a version of these once at a restaurant and was impressed, but then made them myself and liked em even better.